I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
Harry only eats toilet paper, paper towel, kleenex. And sometimes underwear.
Give unto me.
We weren’t satisfied with just tearing apart the cushion. ~Paul We had to spread it all over the house, too! ~ Frank
malcolm in the middle was the realest show
When you make a reference and someone actually gets it