Hogwartian
omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
Anonymous

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

celeryandhummus:

nanner:

Kristin Stewart is having none of your gendered bull shit

kristen is an actual kickass feminist who speaks up aaaall the time and gets so little credit for it

smilelikelightning:

yourscientistfriend:

textiles:

I may have taught this spider to knit. I was finishing the last 20 rows at the park, when this little spider wandered over to me, It climbed up my knitting bag, and walked all up and down the piece, then climbed onto my hand and watched me for a couple rows. After the second row it started waving it’s front four legs as if to get my attention. Once I was looking at it, it started pulling silk from its spinneret, and fiddling with it. I don’t know if it was knitting or purling as it was quite small scale, but every few seconds it would stop and look up at me to see if I was still watching. After a little bit I moved it to one of the vines overhanging the archway I was sitting in, and it went about its business.This wasn’t the only unusual thing that happened at the park today, but it was the most unusual.

Maybe it thought you were a spider

I’m gonna level with you that’s the fucking cutest shit I have ever fucking heard of okay I want a little spider that knits not sits menacingly above my bed at night threatening to fall into my mouth.

smilelikelightning:

yourscientistfriend:

textiles:

I may have taught this spider to knit. 
I was finishing the last 20 rows at the park, when this little spider wandered over to me, It climbed up my knitting bag, and walked all up and down the piece, then climbed onto my hand and watched me for a couple rows. 
After the second row it started waving it’s front four legs as if to get my attention. Once I was looking at it, it started pulling silk from its spinneret, and fiddling with it. I don’t know if it was knitting or purling as it was quite small scale, but every few seconds it would stop and look up at me to see if I was still watching. After a little bit I moved it to one of the vines overhanging the archway I was sitting in, and it went about its business.
This wasn’t the only unusual thing that happened at the park today, but it was the most unusual.

Maybe it thought you were a spider

I’m gonna level with you that’s the fucking cutest shit I have ever fucking heard of okay I want a little spider that knits not sits menacingly above my bed at night threatening to fall into my mouth.

thefrogman:

[video] [h/t: alxbngala]

thewhimsyturtle:

Apple Tree, Part 6
(Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5)

You’ve seen in video how tricky roly poly tiny not-quite-apples are. Now you can see in gifs, too!

Original, better-quality gifs here, here, and here.

(P.S. Did you know that Tumblr recently upped its gif size limit to 1.75 MB? Hallelujah!!)

who dat guy?

clottedcreamfudge:

Speaketh you of THIS MAN?

Because this man is Tyler Hoechlin. His beauty is all-encompassing and unrelenting.

thanks hattie u just made my summer way more interesting <3

i always thought i didn’t want to watch teen wolf but apparently that’s what this guy is in so i guess i was wrong!!!

hermionejg:

Puy lentils, fresh rocket and chives, and avocadoooo.

hermionejg:

Puy lentils, fresh rocket and chives, and avocadoooo.

tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]